Kawaii Shit Aficionado

Oct 21

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

(via my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon)

(Source: brittkc, via iguanamouth)

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Oct 20

shoutouts to yaoipicker for being my biggest fan ever. i never woulda made it to the top without ya.

also, holy shit there’s so many followers. ;___;

what do you people want from me? I’m scared.

5 away from 100. when i hit 100 i’ll do some weird giveaway thing where i’ll probably fed ex my dog. here’s a picture of him.

So yea. when i hit 100, someone will probably get my dog.(not really tho. dudley is my sweet lil pup)

or maybe a keychain… i don’t fucking know, man.

tfw you have a dream about a friend of yours that you’re like super attracted to and they’re totally dtf and you’re all like “yes fucking awesome. i’ve like always wanted this!” and right before it happens you wake up

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

(via my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon)

Oct 19

humansofnewyork:

"My mom died in August.""What was your favorite thing about her?""Her sense of humor.""What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?""Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

humansofnewyork:

"My mom died in August."
"What was your favorite thing about her?"
"Her sense of humor."
"What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?"
"Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

(Source: diehardpokemonfans, via mylesvincent)

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

(via mylesvincent)