tfw you have a dream about a friend of yours that you’re like super attracted to and they’re totally dtf and you’re all like “yes fucking awesome. i’ve like always wanted this!” and right before it happens you wake up

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

(via my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon)

humansofnewyork:

"My mom died in August.""What was your favorite thing about her?""Her sense of humor.""What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?""Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

humansofnewyork:

"My mom died in August."
"What was your favorite thing about her?"
"Her sense of humor."
"What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?"
"Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

(Source: diehardpokemonfans, via mylesvincent)

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

(via mylesvincent)

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

(via rosiemigosie)

talesof4chan:

The Story of Ving and Lingtalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

The Story of Ving and Ling
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

iguanamouth:

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"Alright Dudley. Time to sleep."

"What’s that? You want to sleep? Let me lick you, lick your pillow, headbutt you in the face, and jump in and out of bed 39 times before I get comfortable. "


“Dudley, no. I-

*Dudley does the things*

God dammit.”

"Alright Dudley. Time to sleep."

"What’s that? You want to sleep? Let me lick you, lick your pillow, headbutt you in the face, and jump in and out of bed 39 times before I get comfortable. "


“Dudley, no. I-

*Dudley does the things*

God dammit.”

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

(via wall1ce)