villainsgoleft:

love - love
"You don’t detect any traps on the chest. In fact, you’re not even sure what a chest is anymore. You think maybe the whole chest is just one big bear trap? You are terrified of the chest."

— (via outofcontextdnd)

pdlcomics:

Deception

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via xxneonpenguinxx)

catgodd:

Why doesn’t he remove the parrot from his head

(Source: best-of-memes, via xxneonpenguinxx)

drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via xxneonpenguinxx)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via xxneonpenguinxx)